Mommy ought to clean up that potty-mouth

Well, it’s not really a potty-mouth, but when little ears are in my vicinity, I occasionally pepper my language with the well-chosen quasi-curse word. You know, like flippin’, crap, dagnabbit, holy mother of pearl, jeez louise, or sucks. These are PG-rated substitutes for the real thing. Words that, if repeated by one of my children [...]