Why you’ll never see me “vacationing” in an RV

We have relatives who recently squandered their children’s inheritance invested in a camper RV luxury motor coach. And not just any motor coach – a really pimped-up, top-of-the-line model. Worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. It’s so big, you practically need a CDL in order to drive it.
You also need a seriously pimped-up bank account [...]

Dear Scofflaw Cyclist:

Dear Scofflaw Cyclist:
I can only assume that you think the laws of the road don’t apply to you, possibly because your vehicle has only two wheels, which in your mind makes you, what, more nimble? Faster? I’m not sure, because I really don’t do bikes… my body type isn’t well-suited for the spandex racer gear [...]