This seasonal gem is circulating via email – I don’t know its origin, but huge props to whoever staged this photo. Wish I had thought of it. Of course, with kids in our household (and neighborhood) approaching their teen years, this is probably not, um, appropriate for display on our suburban front porch. Nevertheless, it made me giggle, which is further proof of my stunted emotional state. As if we needed more.
Drunken Punkins
Filed under: Minutiae, Old enough to know better, Partyin', Why I'm The Way I Am, beer, gross, humor | Tagged: halloween, jack o'lanterns, Minutiae, Old enough to know better, pupkins
That’s put me off pumpkin soup for the season…!
That’s funny, Discover – I was kind of thinking, what a waste of perfectly good pumpkin seeds, which I like to roast in the oven!
Yikes! I am totally not cleaning that up.
Do you think the carver pulled a Norman Rockwell — looked in the mirror while drunk — to get the expressions just right?
I could get behind that job.
This was obviously staged. No drunk pumpkin would be able to leave all the beer can and bottles upright or with all the labels facing forward. Good taste in beer though. I like a good Tecate myself.
Foolery – great thought – I’ll betcha that’s exactly what happened. Or maybe he had a “model.”
Shelly – I KNOW, AS IF! I dare you to put this on your front step this year.
Unfortunately we don’t have a front step. We do have back steps, but somehow the effect wouldn’t be the same.