Sweet, sweet corn

 


Corn ears on white background
Originally uploaded by ONE.org

Oh, dear friends, this photo makes my mouth water.  It also makes me want to double-check my stock of dental floss. Because, seriously, is there anything sweeter in the summer than fresh sweet corn, pulled off the stalk and immediatly placed into boiling water, only briefly, just long enough so that its heat instantly melts real dairy butter so that coarsely-flake salt will adhere?

I think not.

It’s the height of sweet corn season here in the Mid-Atlantic.  At this time of year, I admit, I become a bit haughty, more than a little persnickety. I wrinkle my nose at the already-shucked, ears of corn whose ends are trimmed so the ears fit neatly onto the green styrofoam tray, all the better to shrinkwrap and label.  I am the person who will ask, “when were these picked?”, knowing that the ONLY acceptable answer is  TODAY. Anything else is just too… yesterday’s news. I positively scoff at the ears that start showing up in grocery stores as early as May. Where must they have been grown, and how long were they on the truck, and what, prey tell, are they doing in Maryland?

This time of year prompts fond memories of growing up on the farm. My dad farmed hundreds of acres of grains, including corn for feed and seed, but in the field right across the road from the house, he would always plant more than a few rows of sweet corn.  You know – the kind that humans eat. When the first ears were finally ready to be picked, usually during early August, we’d enlist relatives and neighbors for a big day of pulling and carting and shucking and blanching and cutting and packaging, so that come winter, we’d have a freezer stocked full of corn that tasted like a bite right outta summer.

Everyone had a job.  Teenagers were instructed to don long-sleeved shirts and douse themselves in bug spray, and warned of how itchy the leaves of the cornstalks were. They were taught how to tell when an ear was ready to be picked. They’d load the ears into Radio Flyer wagons and wheelbarrows and tote them across the road to the porch, where another crew would busy themselves with shucking the ears.  We called it “husking.” There is a method to husking/shucking, and if you do it right, you can do it in about three pulls, leaving only minimal silk on the ear. 

After shucking, the ears would be toted into the kitchen, where our giant canning kettles were on the stove, simmering with boiling water. I always found it ironic that the height of summer’s heat and humidity was the only time we were forced to engage in an activity that resulted in excessive heat and humidity in our non-air-conditioned kitchen. Because that’s when the corn was ready. Not in December. AUGUST.

My mother would transfer the steaming-hot blanched ears to the other side of the kitchen, where our double sinks were full of icy cold water.  We would run the ears through one cool bath, then transfer them to the other sink for a second bath. At this point, all workers in the kitchen had to be restrained from jumping into the cool sink baths. Furthermore, whoever was in charge of said baths could no longer feel their hands, which were numb. Which was in stark contrast to the sweat dripping down their back.

The goal was an ear that could be handled by She Who Cuts The Ears: Grandma Losch.  My mother’s mother was the only one who was allowed to cut the corn off of the ears. No one else could do it to her satisfaction; none could touch her efficiency.  She’d sit at the kitchen table, a giant tub balanced between the table and her ample lap, sharpened knife in her right hand, and denude each ear with laserlike precision. There was a rhythm to her cutting: She’d run the knife up each of the rows, usually in four or five passes, then scrape it in the opposite direction to get every bit of sweet corny goodness.

I always wanted to cut. I was always denied. But oh, how I watched.

After grandma’s tub was full, someone else would take it and fill little freezer bags with the sweet, sticky kernels using a measuring cup, twist-tie them shut (kids, this was in the days before Ziploc bags), then place each bag into a wax-coated box designed for preventing freezer burn. Lastly, someone would write the year on the box, then down into our basement and into one of our deep freezers the boxes would go.

It was hard work, but everyone who helped left with corn. And the best part? Was that we’d eat corn for lunch. Sweet, juicy ears of corn, that had been pulled from their stalk only five minutes before and plunged into boiling water, a whole stick of butter dedicated to having steaming hot ears rolled on it, causing the top to become concave from the heat and pressure. The butter and salt would drip down our chins. The corn would stick between our teeth.

We would floss.

Then, the mid-day meal over, we’d get back to it. Usually the picking happened early, first-thing in the morning, before the heat and the gnats got too bad.  The hot kitchen jobs were the last to wrap up. It was a full-day affair, and tiring.  But come January, as we were putting pats of butter on our pile of corn kernels, which was sitting next to our mashed potatoes and roast chicken, we’d remember that hot August day and smile.

"Pizza" kit

The Chef's "Pizza" kit

So, now you know why I had no idea corn came in cans until after college. You also know why I refuse to buy the Niblet ears in my grocer’s freezer case. BAH! Oh, if I need a fix I’ll break down and buy brand-name frozen cut sweet corn. It’s an acceptable substitute, much in the same way you can call that Chef Boyardee pizza kit a “pizza.” And I’ll buy it from farmer’s markets around here, and even in the grocery store when they bring in huge boxes of it (but not before I peel back the husk and stick a thumbnail into a kernel to assess its tenderness).

But to me, nothing compares to fresh-picked, fresh-cooked sweet corn.

Now please – be a dear and pass me the floss, would you?

The Digitizing of America: Brigantine

digitizing-button1Remember the NBC Nightly News series that was called THE FLEECING OF AMERICA?  Well, yesterday, as I was scanning anything in my office that fit on the glass, I was thinking about how I could essentially digitize everything I own and get rid of boxes upon boxes of papers. Instead of heirloom hope chests filled with musty-smelling mementos from generations past, I could simply pass down a thumb drive, a DVD, or, more likely, the URL and password to my own online storage site.

Being a blogger, I considered the possibility that what I smelled was not the unique scent of 40-year-old artifacts, but was, in fact, the makings of a blog post. Or, maybe, a series! Thus, I present to you the first installment of The DIGITIZING of America.

Chapter One: Brigantine

brigantine-postcard

I found this postcard in an envelope that included a few photos, a newspaper clipping of our engagement announcement, and some notes I had written to my Grandma Losch. Brigantine was our family’s shore destination for one week each summer for many years, until they built the casinos in neighboring Atlantic City and, fearing the imminent encroachment of all manner of riff-raff, we migrated to nearby Sea Isle City instead.

I love this pictures on this postcard.  Let’s start at the top left: What’s with those six people, running at the surf’s edge, all holding hands?  Did people actually DO that? On top right, we have The World’s Most Crowded Beach, which I think is supposed to make you want to be there with all the other Cool Kids, but in reality? If I came over the dune and saw THAT? I’d head down the beach a bit to something more like what’s pictured on the lower left corner.  And the bottom photo? HIYA, SAILOR! Clearly, none of those chicks had been body surfing because their hair remains perfectly teased.

Bonus points for anyone who leaves a comment containing captions or clever dialogue for any of the photos.

The back of the postcard was stamped in August 1969, and I’m quite certain my mother didn’t give the photos nearly the thought that I did as she dashed off the following note to her mother:

postcard-back

Lookie! They were travelling with a baby! Specifically, me, just after my 2nd birthday. In fact, if my math is right, she would have been in the early weeks of her second pregnancy, as my sister was born the following March.

Knowing they were at the beach in the height of summer with a two year old makes me hope that it wasn’t even a fraction of how crowded that one photo on the postcard is. Can you imagine?  Me either.

Now that it’s preserved in cyberspace, I should probably just get rid of the hard copy… but actually, there’s something kinda cool about holding onto these mementos. On the other hand, something like this may or may not have significance to my kids. Still, I like taking the occasional trip down memory lane and hope to preserve and share a few more here as I come across them in my eternal quest to stay become organized.

Why is this stuff still taking up closet space?

Sue at My Party of Six is on a campaign to decrapify her house. In today’s post, she made a comment about throwing away a bunch of VHS tapes, because who has a VCR anymore? (Besides my sister. Everyone say Hi, Bets!)

This made me think of our recent move to PA and then the move back to Maryland six months later.  As we stuffed our things back into the boxes from which they had only recently been removed, the absurdity of dragging stuff  back to Maryland that we had just hauled to Pennsylvania really hit home. I went on a purging frenzy, chucking (among many other things) a bunch of VHS tapes that the kids had either outgrown or watched until the tracking got all messed up. In my zeal, I nearly discarded our wedding video, but I retrieved it from the trash heap, sealed it into a Ziploc bag, labeled it, and, um, packed it into a box so we could move it. Again.

I didn’t even want a video of our wedding. Professional photographs, of course. But who really needs a professionally-edited video keepsake with photo transitions choreographed to some sappy love song? No one, that’s who.  Better to put that money towards a kick-ass reception. Still, almost as an afterthought, my uncle volunteered to set up their video camera in the church balcony and film away. Why not, I said.

And I was happy I agreed, because it’s actually kind of a kick to watch. There are a couple of priceless moments. There’s me, practically running down the aisle.  Zzzzoooooom! There’s me, blubbering through my vows because GAH! I am such the crier.  There’s Elsa, our fantastic soloist, the friend at whose birthday party we met.  And there’s Curt’s brother, who was his best man, lounging during the prayer, his elbow propped on the railing. (MATTHEW! STAND UP!)

We no longer have a working VCR. What do I do with this video? Or, for that matter, all of the ones we shot 8-10 years ago, when our older two sons were little, on our video camera? I should pay someone to convert them to DVD, I guess. Maybe post them on YouTube. I’ll add that to The List.

Meg and Curt, October 2, 1993

Meg and Curt, October 2, 1993

Then there’s the wedding dress I’ve been carting around since 1993. It has taken up precious closet space in three different states. I had it preserved after the wedding, and it’s still sealed in its box today. No point getting it out. First, I’ve outgrown it. Second, I have THREE BOYS. I can’t imagine them wanting it except maybe for some future fraternity prank or Halloween costume, and frankly, that just doesn’t seem right.

My mom had two daughters and she kept her dress. It was in our attic with some other vintage attire of hers, and we used to play dress-up in it. Still, neither of us ended up wearing it for our own weddings. It was teeny-tiny and didn’t fit me. Plus, it was classic 1960s, and that just wasn’t the look in the early 1990s.

So, what do do with my gown? Sell it? Consign it? (Nah.) Have it altered and start wearing it to work???

A few months back, Jean wrote about her own wedding dress dilemma on the DC Metro Moms blog. She ended up donating hers. I’ll have to ponder that for a while longer; I’m just not ready to do that. (Neither was Party of 6 Sue.) Still, the idea is intriguing.

That portrait of us on our wedding day? It’s framed and sitting on a dresser in our bedroom.  I look at it daily and, more and more, marvel at how young we were.  It makes me remember the promises we willingly made then and still strive to honor. It makes me smile to remember one of the most fantastic days ever. (Our reception really did kick ass.) And it’s probably the only wedding memento I need to be hauling around anymore. But until I can part with the dress and the video cassette? That portrait has good company.

So, tell me, if you’ve ever been married – what’s become of your wedding gown?

(Of course I’m asking the ladies. Guys, we know you returned your tuxedo the day after the wedding. It should be so easy for us girls.)

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