Separated at birth?

Butthead and Cris Collinsworth. Oh, come on, is it just me? Isn't it obvious?

Ode to Target

The contents of my Target shopping basket tonight, along with the rationale for each purchase: One bottle of kids' Gummy-vitamins (fills the gaps) One bottle of Fiber-gummies (for the kid who won't go potty) Brown eye shadow (replaces one that's more than 2 years old) Burt's Bees facial night creme (bringing in the big guns) …

Next stop: Frumpyville

While walking on Connecticut Avenue in DC recently, I made a beeline for took a detour through Filene's Basement, just for some retail therapy to see what was on sale.  I was feeling like my work wardrobe was suffering in the "tops" department, and also in need of a basic black skirt in a size …