Dealing with a lot of, uh, stuff

I have a personal problem that rhymes with Cee Lo and also it's no punctuation Monday because I talk like I think, y'all.

Cookin’

IT'S BEEN A WHILE since I posted here, and it's not that I don't love you, but frankly, there's not much going on  'round here. We've settled the reconstruction claim but it's been 10 days since we've heard from anyone at the general contractor. Expect me to jump ugly beginning tomorrow. Till then, I've been …

Match Game

There are two things you might infer when I tell you that I discovered one orange and black Halloween-themed sock in our giant, overflowing basket o' socks last night. The first is- obviously - why is she wearing Halloween socks in March?