Dear Angela at Citibank,

Here's why Citibank will never have access to any of my money ever again.

Monopoly

I had no choice in the matter: The kids insisted I play Monopoly. So I did.

You want me to give you my WHAT?

I KEEP THINKING THIS THING about employers requesting applicants' Facebook account passwords is going to blow over.  That it's one of those crazy urban myths. That it's impossible to trace it back to its source and now people are spreading it simply because everyone's talking about it and it carries a certain amount of alarm. …