Of cats and clam chowder

I MADE CLAM CHOWDER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. That's not remarkable in and of itself, but one part of the process brought me sadness. You see, our cat, Chuckie, used to meow like a lunatic whenever he heard us use the can opener. Never mind that the last time he was fed from a can that …

Sunchip Kitty

 Our geriatric cat somehow decided that it would be a good idea to catch a few zzz's in the Sam's Club sized assortment box of Sun Chips that never left our dining room table after my shopping trip last weekend.    

Pet Semetary

What do you get when you have a sick kitty and a sick dog? (Insert punchline here.)