Area McDonalds Causes Harried Mom to Lose her Shit

If I were to tally all the time I've spent idling and inching in fast food drive-thru lanes, I would probably be ashamed to disclose the total. Suffice it to say, I'm a frequent flyer. I have the menus of several franchises completely memorized. I've conducted more than my share of transactions without ever leaving … Continue reading Area McDonalds Causes Harried Mom to Lose her Shit

Suppressing my IPM (Inner Perfect Mommy)

I went to pick up my three year old at his daycare center yesterday. He was ramming around outside in the play area with all of his little buddies, as they do every afternoon. As I opened the gate to gain access, one of the teachers approached me. She was holding a clipboard. Oh no, … Continue reading Suppressing my IPM (Inner Perfect Mommy)

Hangover Helper?

You know how when you drink a bit too much one night, and the next day you feel a teensy bit "yucky" (some people would call this a "hangover"), and you know that the only thing that's going to make it go away is a nice greasy lunch, such as a cheeseburger and fries? Yeah, … Continue reading Hangover Helper?